RYAN: What’s this for again?
JOWETT: Just a catch up
MIKE: Why does it need to be recorded?
JOWETT: I was going to put it on the blog. I’ve researched stuff to talk about
MIKE: Can we just have a normal chat without it being recorded? We have been getting on well lately. This is going to ruin it
JOWETT: (Tut’s) These conversations have never made you fall out!
RYAN: They have actually
RYAN: Apparently I said something about Mike that upset him. A few days later we were in the studio and Mike had to take me to one side and warn me about it
JOWETT: (Laughs) He took you to one side?
MIKE: YES! There was no one else in the room, that’s how upset I was about it!
JOWETT: Okay I will try and set any of you up for ridicule. On a different matter, I have done some research on Mike’s family tree
MIKE: Well you have obviously done this to make a fool out of me and my past
JOWETT: I promise you, I haven’t
MIKE: What have you found then?
JOWETT: You never told us your grandfather used to be a hairdresser?
MIKE: Yeah it’s true, so what? Nothing wrong with that
JOWETT: Nope. And your great uncle was a dancer?
MIKE: Err yeah, that’s true
JOWETT: Your great grandfather…..was a florist
MIKE: Tell him, Jowett! My family was hard!
JOWETT: (Laughing) Stop it, Ryan
RYAN: Oh come on! Your family tree is full of effeminate jobs!
MIKE: It’s not!
RYAN: Is George Michael your dad?
MIKE: RIGHT! Jowett, keep going until you find something good
JOWETT: Your great grandfather was a deserter in the war
MIKE: I said good, Jowett!
JOWETT: Your Great great Aunt was married to a miner
MIKE: HA! GUTTED! My family isn’t full of girly men, because you have to be tough to be a miner
JOWETT: Sorry, I meant to say your great aunt was married to a minor. The boy was 12 when they started their relationship
MIKE: I don’t want to know anymore
JOWETT: Luckily, neither do I
MIKE: I don’t understand it. This is why my ancestry was kept from me. I was hoping these was at least some sort of hardcore army officer!
RYAN: It comes to something when your hoping one of your ancestors was a Nazi so your not a laughing stock
JOWETT: SO WHATS NEW?
JOEL: I have a new pet
JOWETT: I heard! Is this because of the advance you all got?
JOWETT: What is it?
JOWETT: Really? How much?
JOEL: 300 quid
JOWETT: That’s not that bad. What’s it’s name?
JOEL: Chris Brown
JOWETT:…….Your snake is called Chris Brown?
JOEL: Dunno. The place I bought it from named it that
JOWETT: And you didn’t think to ask why?
JOEL: They said they would give it to me for 300 if I didn’t ask
JOWETT:………..Okay, probably best
MIKE: I bet I can hazard a guess why it’s called that
JOWETT: Mmm I don’t think you can (Taps the tape recorder)
MIKE: (Tut’s) Fine. But the money he has spent on treatment for Chris Brown, is ridiculous
MIKE: He took it to a posh vet’s and they must of seen Joel coming a mile off (Mocking voice) “I’m afraid Chris Brown has got Alzheimer’s”
MIKE: So he forked out for treatment, like an idiot
JOWETT: I see. Why didn’t you take it to a normal vet?
JOEL: Because my closest vet has a reputation for touching animals inappropriatly
JOWETT: That’s not true!
JOEL: It is
JOWETT: What vet is this?
JOEL: ********* Vet’s
JOWETT: Now you have just said their name on tape
JOEL: Well it’s true!
JOWETT: It’s not, Joel
JOEL: ……..It’s true I heard it
JOWETT: Mmm well, see you in court mate!
JOWETT: So all this has cost you a lot of money then?
MIKE: And trying to find female mice in bulk for Chris Brown is expensive, ay Joel
JOWETT: OH COME ON!